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"Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!" (theduckduck)
04/30/2018 at 11:12 • Filed to: None

So far my wife is okay with this. UPDATED: Beard existence proven.

DISCUSSION (21)

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/30/2018 at 11:23

A full beard when summer’s approaching? Good luck brother.

Obligatory SR20 rule callout.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/30/2018 at 11:42

Please report back on the efficacy of these products. Wife got me beard oil when my goatee was lengthy and it smells like machine oil to me, but does help with tangles and appearance a bit. I was torn between the benefits and the smell.

In a fit of madness I cut the goatee off and shaved smooth two weeks ago and instantly regretted it. Wife was rather unhappy as well, being a fan of the goatee. Working on rebuilding right now.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/30/2018 at 11:50

I like my bread but I get any length to it and I lose the battle to beard dandruff. I must be doing something wrong.

OmerCarrothers333 > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/30/2018 at 11:50

Might I suggest the Honest Amish line of beard products? Their beard balm (like an oil, but in a soft solid) is pretty good.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
04/30/2018 at 12:03

ooooOOOOOooooo what was it that smelled like machine oil? I may like that smell. I will report back. This is the second time I will have grown a beard. I am putting effort in this time to actually care for it. I did nothing last time and got rid of it after 4 months and having an epic driver’s license photo taken.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > OmerCarrothers333
04/30/2018 at 12:04

I will look into them. Thank you.

lone_liberal > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/30/2018 at 12:04

I have a beard expressly because I don’t want to have to spend the time shaving (or looking at myself in the mirror). These kinds of products would defeat that purpose.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/30/2018 at 12:10

Yeah, last time I had a beard it was cold and I got rid of it in March which was a horrible idea. Also what is this SR20 rule? This is what I think of every time I see SR20,

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Rico > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/30/2018 at 12:16

Good investment! I use Bearded Bastard products but I think any beard oil is good. I use it after a shower before I go to bed and a little before I head out the next day. Keeps my beard soft and less itchy/scratchy for the ladies in my life.

Takuro Spirit > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/30/2018 at 12:22

I recently got rid of mine for the summer.

I’ve been using balms and creams but never found one that I liked the smell AND consistency of.

Last few I had smelled of Carmex.

Dogsatemypants > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/30/2018 at 12:26

Come to the moist side. Move to the pnw. Perfect beard weather year round.

Dogsatemypants > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/30/2018 at 12:27

Only girly men complain their chin is too warm. The secret is to keep it wet, then it acts as a heat sink.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/30/2018 at 12:31

it is Oppo’s version of “Pics or it didn’t happen”

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dogsatemypants
04/30/2018 at 12:34

“girly men” ? Really?

Let’s not start measuring dicks based on beard presence or length, shall we?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/30/2018 at 12:37

What I’ve used https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00VGNZY88

Natural. Mild non-overpowering smell.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/30/2018 at 12:38

Original post has been updated with evidence of beard.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > lone_liberal
04/30/2018 at 12:50

I would go that route but my beard grows in two different directions. The left side grows straight down but my right side grows sideways at 45°. I hate it. I am hoping I can kind of force it down.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Dogsatemypants
04/30/2018 at 12:50

Lol.

Dogsatemypants > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/30/2018 at 16:24

Nah, just flippin shit.

Dogsatemypants > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
04/30/2018 at 16:26

Curlers? Or knock it down with some heat and pressure (hot towel)and brush it. I constantly twiddle with mine.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW!
05/10/2018 at 07:13

Finally took a picture of the product for your reference. “Temperance” by Can You Handlebar, obtained at some beard boutique in Dallas by my wife when traveling.

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